In fond memory of the phenomenally funny and fabulous Phyllis Diller (married and divorced twice, my sexy singles!), please find below my all time favourite quote of hers:

“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”

~ Phyllis Diller

“The hottest love has the coldest end.”

~ Socrates

* True, Socrates seems an unlikely source for this unbelievably meaningful quote (meaningful to me at this point). Turns out that he was married with children. Another quote of his on marriage:

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.”

“Every time I talk about it, I want to cry… I’m just trying to get through it as gracefully as possible, without any drama.”

~ Eva Longoria, on her divorce from Tony Parker

We are married – we share everything. We’d only get married to get extra toasters.
~ Ricky Gervais

“There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.”

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