Ha!
This is for no one in particular.
And for everyone I’ve ever dated.

But next week is going to be even funnier thanks to Big Daddy’s latest ex antics! Stay tuned.

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I’m not dead, I’m at the car wash…
Sorry if you haven’t heard from me in a while…
My car needed washing again.
I went to the car wash and had to have them re-wash the car 3 times…
They kept missing spots…
So, if you don’t hear from me for a week or so…
I’m at the car wash.

Geoff had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that for years he called his wife, Anita, ‘Mother of Six,’ in spite of her regular objections.

One evening, in their retirement years, they go to a party. It is late and Geoff is ready to go home and wants to find out if Anita is ready to leave as well.

Geoff bellows at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”

If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?