To the weird, creepy guy who walked into my zumba class this weekend to secretly film us while wearing a stereotypical overcoat with male pattern baldness, handlebar moustache and 1970’s porno allure: I was the one in the black crops and tank in the second row…

Ha!
This is for no one in particular.
And for everyone I’ve ever dated.

Ha!

But next week is going to be even funnier thanks to Big Daddy’s latest ex antics! Stay tuned.

Once upon a time, a sexy singleton read a bedtime story and it was the bestest, happiest, most satisfying story she’d ever read…

Hot on the heels of ‘Shit Girls Say’ comes Shit Single Girls Say!

It’s silly. It’s funny. It’s the truth about being single.

Shit Girls Say

I implore you to watch the newest and greatest (click on title, then click on link in new page) from Juliette Lewis.

Because it’s silly. Because it’s hilarious. Because it’s true!

Jackpot

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’

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I’m not dead, I’m at the car wash…
Sorry if you haven’t heard from me in a while…
My car needed washing again.
I went to the car wash and had to have them re-wash the car 3 times…
They kept missing spots…
So, if you don’t hear from me for a week or so…
I’m at the car wash.

Geoff had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that for years he called his wife, Anita, ‘Mother of Six,’ in spite of her regular objections.

One evening, in their retirement years, they go to a party. It is late and Geoff is ready to go home and wants to find out if Anita is ready to leave as well.

Geoff bellows at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”