Big Daddy = Peeping Tom

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No joke.
The belief that Big Daddy might be a cokehead cannot be proven at this time, however the fact that he is a Peeping Tom can!
Following the advice of a psychic that I saw a few months ago (I know, I know…), I put a dating profile up online as he felt that I might meet my significant other this month. Yet again, I was contacted solely by salesmen, cheats and liars. And people with their shirts off.. And people who sound like they’re one bad date away from having a relationship with their pet… Exhausted and disgusted at the prospects (or, lack thereof), I decided to check out who had been checking me out. When I scrolled down the list of creeping creeps, Big Daddy’s profile popped up. I was surprised. Shocked. Saddened. Having not spoken since the breakup (it’s been almost 5 months), it brought back all the drama. It also stirred up lots of questions:
* Does he miss me?
* Does he have any regrets?
* Did he find what he was looking for on my profile?
* Does he not know that the site has a function so that people can tell who’s been creeping them?!
Well, good for Big Daddy. I hope he finds someone who has no problem with his baby mama drama and alleged cocaine abuse issues. Alternately, I hope he goes on tons of disastrous first dates with women that bore his novelty socks off (I really don’t miss that look!). Lastly, I wish him luck in finding a lovely lady who won’t mind the fact that he likes to spend his free time up a tree in my yard with infrared binoculars watching me while I laugh amusedly at his astonishingly immature antics!