Relationtip: Catcalls
Okay guys, seriously…
The catcall I received today has inspired me to educate men as to the success rate of this creepy callout. Oh, and it’s not just me who feels this way… This goes for all women – believe me.
Today, while innocently pumping gas after a blissful yoga class, I was accosted with a cloying catcall. A (pot-bellied, slovenly) middle-aged man in a (dirty) wifebeater got out of his thumping, heaving truck and started panting heavily. So heavily that it could be heard over the badgering beats. All of a sudden, I hear: “Look at you, working that pump, eh? I’d like to pump you.” Nice. That’s exactly the kind of pick up I go for.
What came next was shocking and sickening. And unexpected, as it’s usually only the lowest of the low who pull this type of move. After his charming and endearing love message, he gave the “lick-ey face” with full tongue. Lovely…
Anyhoo, we’re going out on Saturday night. I’ll let you know how it goes!










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pretty funny, carrie.
Funny was when I got honked at by a trucker on a street corner today. The man standing beside me said “That must happen to you a lot.” Uh, yep. How ridiculous. What a silly mating call. What relationship IN THE WORLD ever started with a catcall or horn honk?!
Come on, guys. COME on!
Ha ha!! You must have been in my old neighborhood!! Where by the way, a horn honk was the preferred over anything that came out of a man’s mouth…yeck!
Perhaps you should have told the precious middle aged chubby man that you had a sudden urge to super soak him with the pump and light a match!!! That’s Hot!!!! And maybe a tad extreme Lol.
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