Dating Etiquette 101
Seriously.
It seems that some of us (I’m lying… I mean those of the male persuasion) need to go over the expectations of etiquette that apply to dating. Unfortunately, there are men out there who have lost track of how to go about it, or perhaps never knew how to behave properly from the start. I’ll begin with my rules of etiquette as they apply to dating online. I would also like to offer up some pointers for dating in general, but I just can’t stomach tackling both at the same time. Please stay tuned.
Online Dating Tips for Men:
* If you are on a dating website, then it is assumed that you are interested in DATING. If you are not sure what you’re looking for, or if you are interested in playing games with women, you should not be on a DATING website. Try a GAMING website instead. If this is hard for you, then please take your profile off the dating and relationship sections and keep your profile on the casual sex section.
* If you are married, you should NOT be on a dating website.
* If you put up a picture from 10 years ago and have possibly changed since then (?!), put up a more recent picture.
* If you put up a picture of yourself when you had hair and now you do not, put up a picture of your damn bald self.
* If you are ugly and put up a picture of one of your better looking friends, please bite me.
* If you are shirtless and wearing fireman pants and suspenders in your profile picture, please stop contacting me.
* Don’t describe your attractiveness and, for the love of god, please don’t put it first. The typical “I’m a good-looking guy…” sounds awful and is so superficial. Plus, it doesn’t really matter how good looking you think you are, as I will be the judge of that!
* Please avoid at all costs the “Ambush Introduction”. What is this, you ask? The Ambush Introduction occurs when one instant messages a member without testing the waters first. Please, send a smile or a poke or something first. If you do not receive a response in a reasonable amount of time, please forgo the instant messaging. The lack of response is our way of rejecting you without having to end conversations or log out when you contact us out of the blue and are shirtless and wearing fireman pants and suspenders in your profile picture.
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LOL! I love the fireman pants guy contacting thing. Although if I had to choose from every other lame-o on the list, I think I’d snatch the fireman up first!
Sadly, the rule is that generally, the technology is perfected before there are any rules to govern it. Nowadays, people get to be technologically etiquette-retarded all over the place. FB, online dating, and texting. People have no clue.
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