Why They Called It Quits
Welcome to my new topic. In this day and age, calling it quits is de rigeur. Why not take the time to investigate what caused the rigeur mortis (heh!) in the rapid romance between Scarlett Johansson and super sexy Ryan Reynolds?
First of all, I’d like to say ‘boo hoo.’
Secondly, I’d like to say ‘I’m shocked, as I’m sure you are, too.’
Thirdly, I’d like to say ‘who cares?’ Answer: I’ll tell you who cares. The people who care are the millions of sexy singletons who are thanking the lord that the foxy Ryan Reynolds is back on the market!